Posted Aug 15, 12:39 PM in GamesNFL by Scott Conley
BROOKLYN. A twelfth owner is needed to add to the eleven owners currently committed to playing in my fantasy football league this year. As the ‘Big Bank League’ enters its second season, the group seeks to expand from eight teams to twelve.
“We really need somebody with $250, a great attitude, and preferably, no knowledge of football whatsoever,” said Raj Chander, a personal friend and owner of the league’s newly- and poorly-named ‘The Endless.’
Another owner, Kurt Schrader of San Francisco and 2005 doormat team ‘Short Bus Morons’ suggests that such an individual might be found in, “another senior manager at TW- they’re perfect!”
League commissioner [me] encourages anyone reading this article to, “send me email if you want the spot. Seriously. Soon. We’re doing the expansion draft for new teams on Friday night and I gotta find the last team by then or I’m gonna get my ass kicked by these other fantasy hooligans!”
The Big Bank League is hosted on ESPN.com and may be publicly browsed.
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