Posted Oct 11, 06:01 PM in Gators by Scott Conley

Did anybody else notice how close we were to a second Sunsational Saturday this weekend?

GARY W GREEN, ORLANDO SENTINEL

FSU got dumped by Chuck Amato and NC State. And while I’m at it, is FSU fan out there really just going to let Bowden continue to sport these glasses ? He’s a date-with-Matt-Leinart and a poodle-in-a-handbag away from a People magazine cover! From the Oakley website

“Our sunglasses take shape in a world that doesn’t exist.”

Would that world be the one where the Seminole offense isn’t destroyed by nepotistic ineptitude ?

“Not on paper, anyway. It’s the virtual reality of digital design that lets us achieve things like Reduced Cranial Geometry.”

I knew it! They ARE talking about Jeff Bowden!!

Anyhow. Miami ruined it, squeaking a home win out over ACC powerhouse North Carolina.

ELIOT J. SCHECHTER, GETTY IMAGES

Say what you want about UNC (I kind of prefer, “Hey, they got killed by Rutgers at home, Chris. Got my 20 bucks?”), but did anybody see that Wall Street Journal piece they did that ranked the impact of given schools in the NFL, since 2000? UNC made the top 10! And look who they put at #1. Sure, they also have five SEC schools in the top 10, but UNC?

Whodathunk?

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Keane
Thursday, October 12 2006

“Let’s market to small-minded people.”
“Good idea, but we can’t say that.”
“How about ‘Reduced Cranial Geometry,’ they’re too dumb to catch on.”
“By Jove, I think you’ve got it! Now, who is the epitome of this idea?”

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