Posted Jan 27, 12:29 PM in NewsGators by Scott Conley

I’ve had a lot of folks that hit the site (or even see my email address) ask me about ‘14to9.’ What’s it mean?

Well, being a stubborn sort of Florida fan, I’m loathe to reveal what any self-respecting state resident should rightfully know, so I ask them to guess, instead of giving an answer.

This has proved to be a very reasonable source of entertainment, as the dimensions (dementias?) of people’s minds are revealed..

...the odds against someone reading your blog?

...the time at which you proposed to your wife?

...the range of ages in your stalking victims?

(That one kind of hurt). No, none of these.

...your old street address?

...a football score?

...the m/f ratio in your last orgy?

...your three lucky numbers?

...size of your junk… (I wish.)

...in millimeters! (Very funny.)

Okay. One of these is right. It’s a football score. But I have started thinking about giving out some of these more creative guesses as answers to this question, so I invite your comments with clever guesses, too. If I keep getting new ones, I will create a permanent page with the All Time Guess List.

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